baby if you see this yes i can wear your shoes (almost perfectly) so yes you (and me) are perfect (for each other) so hang in there okie.I promise nice weekends.I'm saving up so you can eat well and rest well during weekends when we go out:)mummy and baby love you:)

and hongyee hahah you bitch i have no time to blog lah hahah.stop stalking me~!(actually i miss you a lot can't wait for saturday!):D:D:D

your hime-ness lynette. said:
hows
your hime-ness lynette. said:
big bird
daphne says:
BEHEADED

we were rushing out and trying to avoid the obstacles (chairs,tables,koi pond and the such) and we were successful!until we met...


























the brown planks.


The brown planks were the hardest obstacle for daphne.with her amazing nike(?) sports shoes she sprinted,plank after plank,brown after brown,with me hot behind her heels,watching her back (and collecting her fart(?)), just one more turn,along the bottomless blue oozing pond of doom (the swimming pools) when suddenly a river of red rush down from her,splattering all over the floor.Parts of it almost fell into the koi pond,and another almost hit a homosapien.

IT WAS AN EMBARRASSING MOMENT.I had to clean up after daphne.It was not very disgusting lah I din stain my hands doing it,but she was quite shocked.No wait,both of us were shocked,we stood rooted to the ground.Not because we faulted during the race back to our parents' car (or maybe just my car HAHAH daphne yessssssss my mum's car reached first) but it was because the sea of red was this huge splat on the floor,and people were looking):and it made this 'PLOP' sound,so many many eyeballs rolled an estimated 73.295 (73.3 3sf)degrees towards our direction.

she had dropped her red phone):



okay before that extrememememerely shocking event we went to bowl,which was less exciting than a big splat of phone and batteries (and a big bird's head WHICH I GOT FOR HER FROM JAPAN UNIVERSAL STUDIOUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH) but more fun.



ya so anyway today we went to bowl yay we must train somemore if not when the juniors come in see the seniors so jialat (namely, US TWO) then very paiseh.but after playing 4 games,we went a little cranky:o

we wanted to take photos with elieeasssss but chaurfon suddenly turned up then if we take photo only w elly a bit paiseh right:/ and so..



yes we decided to post pretty photos on the web in a failed(???) attempt to pose as vietnamese brides mining for prospective husbands.


we are very good at doing housework.black shoes turn white after our magiclean hands get to work.really.it's a plus point besides the fact that we are young and pretty.





we have/are balls.we are daring.if you have cockroaches and lizards that need cleaning,daphne will most fervently rise to the occasion and step down on them.



and if all these qualities still don't appeal to you,see our poor little brother back in indonesia):he is very sad and lonely.Oh wait,we meant vietnam.We just need good husbands.

on a side note,



now when i go training;i'll miss this little chipmunk.he was a really good taohueyzhui friend.when he came he was so quiet and shy,just dragging his huge bowling trolley bag like an auntie first time move into a neighbourhood trying to look for good fish to buy in the new market,but a very good at haggling auntie.and everyone loved her (i mean,him) because she was horny and happy. (i mean kind and friendly)



and now that he has moved into the green neighbourhood (aka tjc), i'll miss him loads.):



well there was another fat auntie called gregory but i din take photo w him): but i still do text him):winnie moved into the blue and white neighbourhood police post with a lot of pretty policewomen,so no problem for him to adjust lah,but i still miss him very much):

oh ya and yes,as i was saying,we just need good husbands who do not smoke and take drugs,are good at english and can love us well,take good care of us.Be caring,and reciprocate our love,give us pocket money every month.our favourite foods are chicken wings and wedges with cheese,and the occasional vanilla milkshake @SGD3.50 (SGD3.75 if you pay using VEESAH+GST)

in other words,if you can marry one you can marry us both.But no,no two for the price of one.

next update on the latest brides will be posted very soon=)